Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Totally Read to Lead

Warning: The following may cause dizziness, nausea, vomiting, high blood pressure, and the sudden urge to hit something.
Paris Hilton is running for president!
In case you're looking outside your window to see if pigs are flying past, have no fear for it's only a joke. You can probably recall that the young heiress was used in a John McCain campaign ad calling Barack Obama a celebrity. Well now, with the help of comedy site Funny or Die, Paris has released her own video stating her energy plan which takes elements of McCain and Obama, as well as her interest as having R&B singer Rihanna as her running mate. Said Hilton, "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead."

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