Forget the high rising gas prices, forget the fact that Hillary Clinton is still campaigning. Now I'll ask you to forget the damage and sadness plaguing China and Myanmar. Why have I asked you to do this? Well it's to show you the importance of pointing out the terrorist sympathizer known as Rachel Ray. That's right, the woman who gains applause whenever she cuts potatoes has shown her support to those who would do us harm. I know, I couldn't believe it either. How did such a thing come about? Well incase you didn't know, Rachel Ray is occasionally featured in commercials for Dunkin' Donuts. Well in a recent online advertisement, Ray is seen wearing a scarf that some say resembles a kaffiyeh, which is the traditional Arab headdress. Yes, I'm sure Rachel Ray, along with the wardrobe department were thinking that very thing when the scarf was placed around her neck. I'm sure you can see the subliminal message in her diabolical eyes. Eat more donuts, they won't do your American arteries any harm! Oh for cryin' out loud, are we seriously coming to this? Has anyone even stopped to think how stereotypical/racist of a statement that is? Rachel Ray puts a scarf on that resembles what a terrorists or extremist wears, so she must be anti-American.
And just so everyone can sleep peacefully, Dunkin' Donuts pulled the ad off their website. What's next, American security stopping anyone at an airport who appears to be Middle Eastern? Oh wait, we're already doing that. And so, all because of a scarf, America is running on Dunkin', literally.


