Monday, September 10, 2007

Arrested for a-SALT-ing a Police Officer

UNION CITY, Ga -Kendra Bull, a McDonald’s employee, accidentally spilled a rather large amount of salt onto a hamburger she was preparing. The salty meal went to Police Officer Wendell Adams who after eating the sandwich returned claiming it had made him sick.
Kendra was charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail. All of this was done because of an over-salted burger. Kendra herself has eaten a burger made the exact same and said the salt had no effect on her.
So here’s her lesson: Not everyone has the same stomach and be careful of what you serve.
Let’s continue.
If you had a highly salted burger would you eat it? If you have a great fondness for salt you probably would, though your physician may frown on that. So why did this officer continue to eat his burger? Well perhaps he ate it all in one bite with his vacuum mouth. Maybe he heard the words of his mother telling him to finish his meal. Or perhaps he just didn’t see all the salt falling from his burger. Whatever the reason might be I think we can file this case under “S” for stupidity.
Like Kendra, we should all pay attention to what we're doing or we could be arrested for a-SALT-ing a police officer.

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